|“||Do you know who I am? I'm Simple god damn daddy Flips.||”|
— SimpleFlips, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeXsnXo47Gs
His real name according to his paypal is Eddie Cruz, but knowing him and his shenanigans, it's probably a fake to give a false lead to his children. He has also stated on one occasion that his name is Aveire.
He has left us and we want him back.
Speedrunners hate him, but they don't even know why.
- Bomb clip (1 every 100 times)
- Achieving everything on the first try, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot
- Changing his IQ at will, it ranges from 200 to 2 octillion. Also, he can use his special IQ glasses to increase his IQ into IIIQ.
- Summoning thousands of his dozens of his twitch bots
- Having no regrets when he abandoned us
- Smelling like a wet dog
- Hearing music through his mouth
- Being able to kill his dad
- Controlling Simpleflips
- Timeout, ban and/or mod people on twitch.
- Taking the moon
- Being a friend
- Imprisoning homosexual infants
- getting stuck in the prisons he used on gay babies
- Doing the God BLJ
- IRL BLJ
- Downing some oats in approximately 41 seconds.