|“||Do you know who I am? I'm Simple god damn daddy Flips.||”|
— SimpleFlips, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeXsnXo47Gs
His real name according to his paypal is Eddie Cruz, but knowing him and his shenanigans, it's probably a fake to give a false lead to his children.
He has left us and we want him back.
- Bomb clip (1 every 100 times)
- Achieving everything on the first try, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot
- Changing his IQ at will, it ranges from 200 to 2 octillions. Also, he can use his special IQ glasses to increase his IQ into IIIQ.
- Summoning thousands of his dozens of his twitch bots
- Having no regrets when he abandoned us
- Smelling like a wet dog
- Hearing music through his mouth
- Being able to kill his dad
- Controlling Simpleflips
- Time out, ban and/or mod people on twitch.
- Taking the moon
- Being a friend
- Imprisoning homosexual infants